Humping
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I don’t know much
But I’ll have a go
At explaining humping
Just so that you know
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It could simply be
Related to play
Or so I’ve heard
The experts say
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Or is it hormones
Raging high?
Attracting Fido
To your thigh
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Maybe just his way
To confess
That he feels
A little stress
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It could feel good
Or he’s just randy
Don’t flatter yourself
You were just handy
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Many things may cause
Such prominence
But rest assured
It is not dominance
Shay Kelly is the author of Dog training and behavor: a guide for everyone and Canine Enrichment: the book your dog needs you to read
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